@BauceSauce where the birds chirp
With verbs, I'm Wordsworth
Before trying to sell your CD, figure out what your words worth
All these cats claim to aim, hit and split marrow
Talking how they got big guns, how they gats be great
F. Scott Fitzgeralds
I strike fear in these YouTube vets
You too fresh in that fubu vest?
I shit on yall, the scene looks like Yoo Hoo Mess
Dr Khil... this shit cra... like A dozen flew over the cuckoo's nest
I'm Chief Bromden, be cautious
90% of these conmen preach nonsense
Give you these options
You can either leave promptly
Or get thrown from a wuthering height off a heath cliff, word to emily bronte

They got tough shit to say with their mouse
They must not want it too badly,
Cause these Boo radleys stay in their house
Hide behind keyboards and really talk absurd
Catch em in real life and show yall How to kill a mockingbird
Teach Em a lesson before dying
Think before trying
This Don Juan, no Lord Byron
You bout that friend zone side hug life
Jay can show you he bout that Ayn Rand Atlas shrug life

I'm so literary
I'm so literary
Put reading a book on your itinterary
Watch reading rainbow, make your bleeding brain grow
Your so dumb it is scary
While I'm so literary


You couldn't pack an auditorium
Their camp tried implorin them "You don't want to go to war with him"
This aint tennis son, no back and forth
Sent him to the lord and then his people writing bout him in memoriam
A young Kurt Vonnegut
My career in bloom like a Nirvana hit
Feeling like I might blow up on some hurt Locker shit
Your crew is full of Oscar Wildes
I've heard about the parties y'all throw for the Oscar's... wild.
They can't bear the fact
I kill rappers and beat poets
But if the beat donuts
Then The kids don't care you whack
Fuck that foolishness, Your future is dubious
No more bright spots, You're career's looking lugubrious
Everyone in my coterie is noteworthy
You a bitch, I can see the run in your hosiery overtly
Catch me tickling your Madam Bovary's ovaries
Skin tone whiter than snow flurries on a polar b
No drugs for my root canal, I knew it would hurt though
Tried to trandscend dentalism, damn I'm so Thoreau
To reiterate, I obliterate bitter twitter hate when I alliterate
First and foremost, fuck your feelings
I'll figure skate a figure eight on your fat father's frickin face

I'm so literary
I'm so literary
Put reading a book on your itinerary
Watch reading rainbow, make your bleeding brain grow
Your so dumb it is scary
While I'm so literary

I'm the shit, The Lord of the Flies
But what's more a surprise
Is how I split a whore and her thighs
Even if they say it's dudes they don't fuck, PSYCH
Trust, I put my girthy john, Up Dike's
You ain't scary, you couldn't make a rabbit run with magic, son
On the beat, go from Jekyl to Mr. Hide, What's happening?
Your girl's full of myself, she so conceited,
Never settle foa metaphor, I'd rather conceit it
While they Serve similes
Who they are don't match what they doing
That subject and verb disagree
Combine N.E.R.D. with a nerd, you get me
Paint Superb imagery
I'm who these herbs want to be
I'm getting a fucking colonic while reading chuck palahniuk
Think I should call it quits, you can on suck, all this dick.
Y'all need to Stop, I've heard it all before, Billy Ocean
You silly yeoman you should Kill yourself, Willy Loman
I'll keep my Sperry's, you can have the Shell toes
Did it my hemingway, now I'm for whom the bell tolls,
Charge my light brigade and all around you theyll be cannons
My discography should be added to the Literary Canon