Rap is Wrestling
Can you dig it?
Because YOu won't make it without a gimmick
The fans are fucking with you
But The man can't do nothing with you
Unless you have a gimmick
Talent means nothing, So you better have a gimmick
You Better have a gimmick, You Better have a gimmick
Because YOu won't make it without a gimmick
The right character can make all the difference


You let that fo fo heat flair
And move them birds like KoKo B. Ware?
Trying to be Papa Shango using mirrors and
SMoooooooooke
Do we believe ya?
Noooooooo
You Whacksauce, past fake
Cause in reality you a Hacksaw catchprase
HOOOoooOOOooooOe
USA, I'm talking to u, ese
So what you wanna do do ese?
I'm ready for la guerra yo, leave em soggy
When bullets Splash any Eddie Guerrerros feeling froggy,
Instead of displaying a sicker flow
They talk about how they'll put the flame to ya head Bigelow
Ain't buying what you sell-in, with that sickle flow
How many of your 15 minutes of fame left?
I figure four
With those freestyle skills, you ought to stop
Heel Ric Flair, You never hitting off the top
Thinking Rob is not
Fresh? There must be hash in your hookah
There are fewer guys this superfly, snooka
Get it straight, I innovate,
I'm Mike Quackenbush with raps and hooks
Faggot look, I don't care what you rookie's cooking
I spaz like Taz, and not the one from red hook in brooklyn
I'm the opposite of pussy footing
I got your girl sitting on my face like Doink's Whoopie Cushion
And just cause Rob's Official
She blows me more than Bill Alfonzo's whistle
She told me that you have a musty chode
So it ain't take much Turn Yo Baby Doll Out, Dusty Rhodes
When we're done she wants some mo a me
Peter Maivia
I'm the shit, see the diarrhea?
But I digress,
The fans call for change
Cause These Rappers are Mick Foley, Mankind, Dude Love, all the same
They hear me and say whose that j guy
Whoever said I'm a New Jack, they lied
My crew will stomp you out,
30 feet homie, like a New Jack Stage Dive
ON the Mic, I'm Dwayne Johnson, See
I train constantly, Take caution,
Get off my bronson, b
They commonly, say jay's comedy
Until they get a Running Lygerbomb from the Top of the
Scaffolding
To make it man,
You gotta either put in work for years, gain crazy fans
Or be born Diggy Simmons, shane McMahon
J Rob is shameless and White like that Sheamus man
So I'm fessing up
I'm middle class, went to college
Been arrested once,
1360 SAT, tested once
They tell their friends "You need to CM," I'm GTS-ing punks
And I'd rather read a book
With my skills, I'm like a toddler on a swingset
I just a need a push
So from the looks of it, If I ever want to feel that glory
I better change my backstory


Rap is Wrestling
Can you dig it?
Because YOu won't make it without a gimmick
The fans are fucking with you
But The man can't do nothing with you
Unless you have a gimmick
Talent means nothing, So you better have a gimmick
You Better have a gimmick, You Better have a gimmick
Because YOu won't make it without a gimmick
The right character can make all the difference