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Ssssh, Not While I'm Pouring

by Bauce Sauce

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Urkel Intro 00:42
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Bauce Sauce 02:17
Top of the morning to you obnoxious and boring MCs please, Shhh, not while I'm pouring You don't participate, You Fred Flintstones hate, that I'm Mr Slate Rob is your Foreman I don't care if your drop is so foreign Crunch time comes around, you gotta forfeit You practice 10 times a day You aint a natural, m times a, you gotta force it But me? Aint no meteclorians here Yo buzz is light beer, head and all My buzz is light years ahead of yall what a Toy Story career Robs Profits not stopping, Its been a glorious year You slackin jerk, Get back to work Want shit done, I'm the one they askin first I order something, I've never heard a NO You order something, and its followed by "please pull up to the first window"
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So let's make noise for the kids Who refuse to grow up yeah those toys r us kids We don't mean to be boisterous its Just I probably get way too much enjoyment from this Cause Every single time and occassion I get on the mic and spit lines in arrangements It takes me back to the days of my lionel train set Monopoly games until the finalest payment So Sue me Bro, I stay spewing movie quotes Big Gulps huh alright well see ya later I'm just kid in adult size aviators I still laugh when farts in jokes And I'm the one of of my friends who still sharts the most Guilty as charged With my filthy ass drawers I'd rather have immaturity than Insecurity And what ever spot we at they always callin security
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Fernando 02:24
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Hot Pants 03:00
Lawdamercy, that derriaire Would make Based God call it legendary very rare If I asked if you got it from your momma would you care to share Yo ass is like the glasses on Harry Care Thick, shaped like a glass of Perrier, Nair Waxed erry hair Its like them shorts Barely there You've been running through my head all day long And them legs? Well, they long. Let's kick it like Fei Long I just want to go down like Jay Sean And eat you like a Lil Debbie, no kreayshawn 2 caaaaatz, When you passs I'm like who's that With that cute ass And I'm sure you got the brains to match But if my eyes wander then I think we both know what's to blame for that Wanna strip you down, locate your tats So girl, please tell me that you're OK with that Look at you, damn Good genes must run in yo fam, Looks like you smuggling two Smithfield Hams I'm sure everyday you get a thousand hollerers But I'm Bauce sauce, I got 1,000 followers It might sound thirsty, insane and dumb If I tried to get a handful I might sprain a thumb What's yo name, what's yo AIM What's yo google talk? I wanna know the whole kit and kaboodle ma Them Daisy Dukes crazy cute Hop in my Mercedes coupe One button and the navy blue sueded roof disappear Call that alopecia Whisper in your ear, I'm glad to meet ya And how I bet your booty supple Already picturing me and you a couple Them Short shorts short Take you home pop the cork, pour Port Cook you a meal like the Swedish chef bork bork bork
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You don't stand a chance as factor Jabot with matching pants and I'm dapper Shouts out Lantz that's my cracker Pimp Game Legend, Call ya girl Vance, I'm a Bagger No Gudda Gudda My rhymes always been ludacris, no luva luva Got your girl bare in my kitchen like Old mother hubbard's cupboard Motherfucker. My outfit on Craig Sager My house sit on eight acres Who Da Neighbors? An ex-minneapolis Laker Now that's paper Bauce Sauce the pen name Awesomes the pen game Lost friends, blame, all costs to get fame How many rappers in they 20's? Thousands now I'm the only one you know that bought a house and put 20 thousand down And I got the certified check to prove it More responsibilities than you but still acting extra stupid This 401K music, I suggest that you invest into it. The Answers Rob, the question is who's the best to do it. My crew juiced more than Montell is Asking about this Rob fella, and then act like you not jealous Those in Goliath's garden trying to throw stones rocks at us I'm throwed, stoned.... Doc Ellis Pardon me if my presence can make em sick After hearing my verses, They yell and then shake their fist But its evident you are shit, its exceptional when I spit And telling all those with suggestions to eat a dick You are not on my level, jack Saying Rob aint Keroac That's like pot rappers calling the kettle whack Beef, I settle that with a certain Savoir faire I was born this awesome, and homie I know that's not fair These girls wilding out to see me If my life were a movie you' be tryin out to be me Find me in exotic locales my girl lie out in bikinis Topless, on beach sand the color of Brian Scalabrine
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Rare Birds 03:02
Rare Birds... These are rare words, rare words Got this beat from Zach G, He sent it last week I Drop a mixtape and do numbers like a mathlete Life aint fare like a taxi 25 now, I'm get old son, mary kate and ashley But if you don't get off my vertebrate of course then I Will send you to the pearly gates, boy you'll die I got a gun closet that's middle aged, Doggy why? Cause its filled with nothing but 38s and 45s Came out the water like a pretty ass dolphin When I say I wanna see how your girl stroke it I aint talking bout watching her pretty ass golfin Try to be as silly as often Ridiculous yet meticulous Watch me sun these fly dudes, Icarus Shouts to Marc and my IU constituents Rush order? I can hurry cane like Ryu kicking shit Only thing I'm tellin you to kick is rocks Whiskey on the rocks I'm in it for the long term, 401k and options for stocks You the village idiot, throw tomatoes at you while you locked in the stocks Whippin the black Carerra Ball like Gerry McNamera Kick it like capoeira So much bread, looks like wallet just had Panera She want to know how my thing feel Take your bitch on a picnic and frolic through a sping field Call me as Mr Burns motherfucker, Mr Burns Let it burn motherfucker, let it burn Fillin urns motherfucker, fillin urns So wait your turn motherfucker, wait your turn If you can't see I'm the future you lack foresight It's still nWo for life Tough guys hating, looking for fights Against me, Bitch you too weak, fortnight You'll catch that one, Fourteen days later And when it finally hits, You'll need morphine cause the pains greater They say money will trans your posture How I act after getting bands and offers Will be the same way "I live" before the mills, antipasta You get no dough, you must be Anti-pasta Your girl looks like a xannied out tranny rasta angry Blanca Fuck Ted talks, I'd rather hear Ted talk, Bawno Bitches wanna share me, Bono Tell you and your man, U and U2, Bono If they lock me up for what I do to beats Am I getting bond? No Give your chick the Andueille Whisper sweet nothings to her, she replies "I'm dewy" I'm about my decimals, I'm Dewy Yall do yall We gon do we Got a hall full of broads all wanting to do If I was your Kinect avatarnot a damn thing you do would move me Bars More Crazy Than a thousand Lumidees PuL my fingar K Gooby please
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Ain't Shit 03:24
We wavy holmes, Catch me at yo lady's home, Retrieving her mail in the am in a paisley robe Pretty silk Half caf macchiato with a splash of titty milk Come to your town and tear down what your city built Fuck Mac Miller and his many ilk Yeah I said What you gone do bout it? He looks like he had Progeria and grew out it Hi Anna Rack City Dog, Ren ten ten twenties and the fifties hoe Beluga caviar diet, that sticky roe Duffel bag full of money like I'm Ricky Roe My New bitch, high yellow like Stick Stickly nose Blue chips, Coach these players like Nick Nolte My slick multis get your chick sultry With a cutie blonde bomb That I'm a hit like kermit washington and rudy tomjan Your flow that's a mess, you need help send an SOS Serving Punchlines like lunch lines at S&S Your mom subscribes to my tweets via sms When I step up to the plate, big slugger, go yard When I step up to the plane, French luggage, goyard Step into the booth, get aroused, and go hard Recite epic poems, don't say I rap, say I go bard Covert thirst, these dudes Simp bad Got Credit like a Pin Pad Smooth talker, make good girls sin bad Rap about Nicktoons?I was the First Kid, No sinbad I don't give a fuck about petty milestones You out here like this one time on Bandcamp Bitch I been had bars, Check the handstamps Dried Jism on your sister's trampstamp For my dick, your chick got a jones, Lolo Who came first? It was kind of a tie... Bolo Mixin up the sprite, we leanin... Cholo Set this whole rhyme scheme up so I could say Yolo Rap Game Ernest Baker Serious about my dough, I'm an earnest baker Get around my society of friends, you nerds turn to quakers, nervous fakers We trippy like a circuit breaker If we talking Bourbon, I prefer it Maker's Catch me smoking sherm out in sherman acres Everybody wants to rap now, that's learned behavior, My style eye-popping, word to Vader Everything I spat is either crack or ether My crew alcoholics who stay with mead like trapper keepers So whose next? Prepare to die. Fuck saving, blew checks like I'm verified

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I suppose my second annual birthday release project? IDK. These are tracks I've been sitting on and been too lazy to put out or record. Enjoy or not.

credits

released September 27, 2012

Thanks to Jazz Cartier, GM, godAWFUL, Zach G for providing beats from their own songs for me to rap on. They did not have to do that. DJ Wadstaxx and Da$h for Prestige, what up? Bauce Sauce is for the people.

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