[Verse 1]

Knew I'd Dr Kill this beat, but my lawyer got me Murder 2
Sir its true, Your bitch is an alluring shrew
She's so hot I drool, So I bought that fox some jewels
Gave her the shocker, lots of joules
She really is the finest dime
This is effortless for me, I can see why you wine
While you were pressing Dockers
Laughing at how Ben Stiller Met The Fockers
Me and Rusty Redenbacher were hanging out with seven legend rockers
Eating the reddest lobsters and ghostwriting all seven Potter
Books, Look, I'm the closest to perfect that's been made
Out of Fire Fire 100
I'm a 99, big bade
Told Chris I'm Just Joking
But really, Nah, I'm Serious
Heard Danny Brown on Sirius
Or is it XM?
Females I Respect Them
But I fucking hate deaf people
They're about as important as Flag Day
We should put em on a boat, send it Antarctica and sink it halfway
FYI I'm White
FYI I'm tight
FYI I'm trite
With one chin jab, I can make your Zen Dash
Steal your MP3 Player and Run, that's what I call a Zen Dash
I don't food fight fair, duck into a safe place
I'm throwing China
If I hit you, they'll call you plate face
Me and your sister had a play date
Went to gave her the D, but then it got hostile
Cuz her lady lotus smelled god awful
ROFLCOPTER FT Win
I'm the GM of Heathens, Obnoxious
Some call me that orifice near the coxis
Loaned Zyanch some white sox ticks
While Brenton Rules, Diggy Simmons frickin drools
So sick, I’m spouting vomit
Tried to convince Thee Hardy Boys, to reconsider why they were doubting Thomas

[Verse 2]
I'm out in Portugal
With Dan Haggar the Horrible
The Oracle says Acmatic is adorable
24 years old, I'm with Erika watching Dora the Explora still
Mister Mary Jane smoking something with chlorophyll
Cover me in Silver
Even Cold Killas couldn't See A G
Straightened That Girl Shan's hair with my Aveda Chi
Me and Mpheilbrunn, be some hellions
Name a dude with a beat that's hot, I'll out sell them
Name a crew give me a yacht, I'll out sail them
Flow like a maelstrom
Vortex, Get Cortex From your Whore Next
She said you could never wet her, gore tex
Fuck whatever your angle is, I got a bevel square
Kait be my niece, Told her no loitering with pedobears
Especially in Delaware
Wardrobe debonair
Call my closet its the bino
Why? Sperry's, Seven pairs
With this, remember I was the first though
Got Christine selling shirts, slinging merch, yo
Had to get something to eat
Met a mermaid named Ariel at L A Buns and company
S Kerbz, Dat My Dog Doe, no lassie
Call me Mr. New Watch, my Cartier so Jazzy
Gave Frank Miller a Frank Muller
I'm an exhibitionist, so flashy
Wake up in the am, its Coffee and OJ
With every verse, fans say "Oh, Jay"
You killin it
Every song's a dental cavity, We're feeling it
So Effervescent
Should I let my career die? Nah... Ressurect it
Come alive in the night time, around the Midnight kid
I'm a King Arthur amidst knights, kid
The Bauce, yeah it's J Rob
Shouts to Catf1sh aka the HNHGod
Handcuff No Hoes
So claim I'm a new jack to this boombap
I was in the womb listening to the WU rap
Girls say I have handsome testes
But their man's hatin on my cute sack
I can't help if your mom fell for us
Jessie calls them other blogs Fudd cause they take the L more, its
A fact, see I got this science down exact g