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Rob gets advice from his manager about what the kids want: HAM and Swag... he obliges. This is a Chris Webby beat, needless to say, J Rob is better at life than him. He actually paid JR to rap over this.
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I'm that mother fucker call the hamba lamps
Cause when I go ham beats doesn't stand a chance
That's fact no back and forth like the hammer dance
I know pill heads that bag E more than hammer pants
Been doing this since geocities and the hamster dance
Take these whack weed rappers to Hamsterdam
I nail they girl, they want to hammer Robby
Until they see I lay the law down, Hammerabi
Chilling in CT, catch me in hamden
With godAWFUL, looking so awfully hamsome
Stick Up Kids, we're back
Call me Andy Hamberg, and your
More Like the Hamburglar
Steal my 16's,
Then I'll issue a Hamber Alert
These Hamateurs wonder what this brohams thinking
Cause I lose my mind in the booth Abraham Lincoln
I just went ham, No Bacos
Take note My punches aint for an Ig No ramos
Trying to holler at Bob Swaggit, No Stamos
Hot bars, Conswagration, So fuego
You'll stay underground with that fraggle swag
While I'm chillin at the top of the swaggro crag
I'm full of myself, your chick is full of R
In AlHambama, Dancing, swagging on boulevard
Pull my card like Tarot, I'm a Swaggitarius
Nick Swardson, Your a fag like Terry is
Oh the swagony, College, I graduated
Don't feel bad for me, there the ones swaggravated
Trying to understand these simpletons, Swageline Albright
Cause what they doing, aint at all right
I shit aviators, wayfarers glasses of all types
My dick in chick, that's what's happening all night
For the broads of these heroes, bad news
I stay with a tricky dick call me, Spiro Swagnew
I got that Bauce Sauce, you got ragu
So sick Swag-choo
My swag is so crispy
While You have to beg for attention, tittytuesday, Your swag is so plixi
Say Whose better? I'll turn them faggots to mincemeat
Oh look, and then there were none, Swagitha Christie
Its the Legend of Swagger Vance
Punches hit like an avalanche
Gallavant with Jimmy Fallons aunt
Jrob, just rap over beats. That's an acrostic
pray to the Basedgod cause I'm swagnostic
He fill up a magnum? He lied
Cause its really a dodge magnum he drive
This blonde fella, tom selleck, Swagnum PI
Secretary of Swagriculture, Have me over
Swagamennon
Put my swag up in your mom
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